weaponsofmassdistraction:

Kanye; my favorite celebrity on earth, lmao.

weaponsofmassdistraction:

Kanye; my favorite celebrity on earth, lmao.

notesfrombakerst:

ithefool:

lol grammar puns

I laughed too much at this

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

image

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seriouslywtfj:

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time


Oil it up and slide all around

seriouslywtfj:

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

Oil it up and slide all around

Album Art
ArtistJanet Jackson
TitleAll For You
AlbumAll For You
smokeymcpotsmoker:

deathbyorion:

Possibly the best thing ever.


Because it is

smokeymcpotsmoker:

deathbyorion:

Possibly the best thing ever.

Because it is

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turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us

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